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Jokes

Kid Zone

Here are some of our favourite jokes.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

Why did the elephants keep getting kicked out of the swimming pool?
Besause they kept dropping their trunks.

How do monkeys make toast?
Under the gorilla.

Why are penguins so good on the internet?
Because they have webbed feet.

Where does a cow go on holidays?
To a moo-seum.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Silence
Silence who?
Sshhh

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too small to be smoking.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

What's the name of the spider's internet?
The world wide web.

What's an owl's favourite subject?
Owlgebra.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.

What's red, green and white and lives in the outback?
A kangarhubarb.

What did the Australian drink?
Coca koala.

What did the reindeer's wife say when she looked out the window?
Looks like rain dear.

What did the alien say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger out of your nose while I'm talking to you.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cars go
Cars go who?
Cars go beep beep.

Why can't penguins fly?
They have no money for the plane tickets.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Ah don't cry.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey.

What do you call a one-eyed, three-legged donkey?
A winkey wonkey donkey.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.

What is small, pink and wrinkly and lives at Grandpa's house?
Grandma.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn?
A horse.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh people need to listen.

My dad had a very bad memory
so for Christmas we are getting him a memory stick.




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